jokes about kids

Our son doesn't like to do the dishes... he started poking holes in our condoms...
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Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger...When I was born I was so mad at my parents I didn't talk to them for two years.
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