jokes about kids

Our son doesn't like to do the dishes... he started poking holes in our condoms...
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Living with a toddler is like using a blender with no lid.Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.Never go to seesaw with fat kid. It changes it into a catapult.
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