jokes about kids

Our son doesn't like to do the dishes... ...so he started poking holes in our condoms...
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Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.Never go to seesaw with fat kid. It changes it into a catapult.I was so ugly, my mother used to feed me with a slingshot
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