jokes about kids

Our son doesn't like to do the dishes... ...so he started poking holes in our condoms...
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I childproofed my house... ...but they still get in.Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.Don't grow up! It's a trap!!!
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