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Out of all the possible utensils to eat rice with... ...how on earth did two sticks win?!?
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We never hear anything from Rick Astley these days. It's almost like he's given us up, and let us down.Air fresheners are great! After you use them it smells like shit AND flowers...If weed can cure cancer... ...just imagine what meth could do...
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