breakup jokes

Saying you are dumped, but we can still be friends is like saying the dog died, but we can take it for a walk anyway...
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My relationship with my ex wife was very psychological... She's psycho and I'm logical.The phrase, "Don't take this the wrong way" has a zero percent success rate.Fifty percent of all marriages end in divorce. But look at the bright side: the other 50 percent end in death.
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