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Side effects include weight gain, depression and loss of sex drive... ...Ask your doctor if marriage is right for you.
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We never hear anything from Rick Astley these days. It's almost like he's given us up, and let us down.Immature. A word boring people use to describe fun people.Out of all the possible utensils to eat rice with... ...how on earth did two sticks win?!?
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