jokes about sex

Sleep is like sex... ...I don't get either one as much as I want...
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If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me? Smooth or rough?My body is a temple. Do you want to come over for midnight mass?If her bra matches her panties when you take off her clothes... ...then it wasn't you who decided to have sex.
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