philosophical jokes one liners

So Kim Kardashian's arse is huge and has a lot of oil. I wonder if USA will invade it? Oh wait, my bad, half of it already has...
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 8 times... you're probably a woman.If marijuana is ever legalized... I can't wait to see what the commercials will look like.Vegetarian: Native American definition for “lousy hunter”
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