funny confessions

Some people are like Slinkies... Useless, but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
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It's a dog-eat-dog world out there. That's why I don't go out there. I stay in here where it's a man-eat-cake world.When I was young, I had to walk all the way to the TV to change the channels.I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
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