funny confessions

Sometimes I feel useless. Then I remember I produce carbon dioxide for plants to breathe.
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I've had myself waxed 'down there'. Now my socks slide on real easy.Anything sounds wrong if you think about it long and hard enough..."Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
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