funny confessions

Sometimes I feel useless. Then I remember I produce carbon dioxide for plants to breathe.
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The only time I laugh out loud at jokes is when my boss is telling them.Well, that was awkward. I was just about to hug someone extremely attractive and I walked right into the mirror.I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered nobody likes a quitter.
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