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Sometimes I feel useless. Then I remember I produce carbon dioxide for plants to breathe.
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I'm not a doctor, but I play one in the Emergency Room until security shows up.There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'. I coudn't resist.They say you are what you eat. So I'm gonna start eating skinny people.
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