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Sometimes I feel useless. Then I remember I produce carbon dioxide for plants to breathe.
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It's a dog-eat-dog world out there. That's why I don't go out there. I stay in here where it's a man-eat-cake world.My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a bitch...I'm starting to think the only jewelry I'll ever get from a man is one of those house arrest ankle bracelets.
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