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Sometimes I feel useless. Then I remember I produce carbon dioxide for plants to breathe.
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There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'. I coudn't resist.Not to brag, but before something can be labeled "Idiot Proof," they run it by ME.I'm living the dream! I sleep all the time.
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