jokes about women

Sometimes I wake up grumpy... Sometimes I let her sleep...
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Why can't we parallel park? Because we are always being lied to about what eight inches look like...I wish I could remember that joke I heard about Alzheimer's.I'm a lady, but when I'm mad I am an evil sadistic bitch spawned from hell that will make you wish you were never born... When I'm happy, I bake and I'm cute.
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