funny confessions

Sometimes I wish your mother would have swallowed you...
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Some people are like Slinkies... Useless, but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.I just knew I was going to get thrown out of the optimism society.My Internet was down for 5 minutes,so I went down and spoke to my family. They seem like nice people.
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