jokes about women

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.
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I got a call from a modelling agency today... They wanted me to pose for some "Before" pictures.This Halloween I'm dressing up as a period. Then I'll show up late and someone's going to be really scared.Whisper my favourite words: “I’ll buy it for you.”
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