breakup jokes

The phrase, "Don't take this the wrong way" has a zero percent success rate.
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Fifty percent of all marriages end in divorce. But look at the bright side: the other 50 percent end in death.The queen honey bee has sex with up to 40 males a day... ...just like my ex.I broke up with my gym. We were just not working out.
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