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Theaters are bad, but you really shouldn't yell FIRE! in a gun store either.
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The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.If someone asks you if you "have a sec" and you answer "I have lots of secs", they will forget their original question.
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