funny confessions

These days, my Happy Hour is a nap.
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My wife is a water sign. I'm an earth. Together we make mud.Honesty is the best policy. Unless you want people to like you."Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
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