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They say you are what you eat. So I'm gonna start eating skinny people.
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I once was so drunk, I hugged my shower and asked it to stop crying...I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.I broke all my New Year's resolutions early so I could get on with enjoying the rest of the year.
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