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I felt a little sick, so I googled my symptoms. Apparently I have brain cancer, diabetes and HIV.A bunch of my friends are coming over tonight to play on their phones.I'll be honest, even WITH a paddle, 'Shit Creek' doesn't sound like an ideal location for kayaking.
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