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Russia will not join EU anytime soon. I am instead considering, EU joining Russia
05. May 2014


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We did not plan the annexation of Crimea We are not planning annexation of East Ukraine either
22. April 2014


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funny quotes
I've never have had a dick in my mouth I did not "like".. and believe me , I have had plenty. Want to give me a "like" ?
15. April 2014


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insult jokes
Your wretched odor is why perfume was invented. Don't be afraid to use it or don't come by again.
03. April 2014


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Whenever i use this to wipe my ass.. It reminds me of your face.
03. April 2014


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funny advice
Mr. Bakala advice how to get to the board of London Design Museum: 1. Deprive investors of 1.5 bln Euro 2. Buy the seat to recover credibility
02. April 2014


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insult jokes
If two guys get married, how do you address them ? Mr. and Mrs. Faggot
29. March 2014


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I have one small problem...
29. March 2014


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Maybe i shoulda just sucked it off..N left it at that
27. March 2014


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philosophical jokes one liners
If somebody hates you for no reason... Give that motherfucker a reason.
23. March 2014


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jokes about women
Spanking is a one-handed round of applause to a superb bottom
14. February 2014


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anniversary jokes
That is a TRICK QUESTION! (He does not mean "That")
01. February 2014


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