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philosophical jokes one liners
"For It Is Written!" In The Beginning........ The First Human Couple Was Adam & Eve........ Not Adam & Steve...... Not Adamina & Eve.....
11. January 2018


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film & tv jokes
I Must Hurry, My Favorite Flick: "Night Of The Living Dead" Will Be On WLOX-TV 13's Midnight Horror Movies. It Has The Best Storyline With Violence & Gore! What A Great Comedy! Of Laughs!
09. January 2018


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animal jokes
That Darwin Clown Got It All Wrong! Apes Descended From Man! Signed: A Morose Monkey
09. January 2018


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jokes about women
Random thought of the day If a woman's feet are behind a man's ears, she is into him being DEEP into her
06. January 2018


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funny confessions
The 3 reasons why I don't give money to homeless people 1. They might buy drugs or alcohol with the money 2. I can buy drugs or alcohol with the money 3. I just don't want to
05. January 2018


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jokes about sex
Sex The most beautifullest thing in this world, even though it can drive us all several different levels of Batshit crazy for and over it
04. January 2018


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jokes about sex
Sex Making people say, do, believe and put up with some of the most irrational bullshit imaginable, just to have it
04. January 2018


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jokes about women
I'm out if she smells like trout Iffy as hell on licking if she tastes like chicken I'm really thinking it be quite dandy if she tastes just like candy
02. January 2018


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flirting jokes
I'm a hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive in overdrive Just kidding, I don't have trust issues
01. January 2018


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funny compliments
I love you and Happy New Year's to you. The preceding message as been brought to you from the bottom of my heart and a mixture of beer and vodka. Mostly beer & vodka though
01. January 2018


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funny confessions
Having a gut isn't all bad Earlier today it saved me from spilling hot soup on my penis
30. December 2017


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funny confessions
Last night the cashier says to me, "Strip down, facing me" How was I supposed to know she meant my debit card. Now I'm banned from Wal-Mart and have a record for public nudity
30. December 2017


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