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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle the masses with your bullshit
27. December 2017


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David Hightower Federal Breast Inspector Certified cunnilingus expert Lover, fighter, licker, biter and all nighter Great kisser Leo
27. December 2017


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jokes about sex
I have a penis That entitles me to say or do something stupid at least once an hour Play your cards right and I just may be doing you next hour Sweetheart
27. December 2017


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Tomorrow is National Orgasm Day I will be holding a benefit concert for women. Will you be coming?
25. December 2017


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Thanks For The Info......... I'll Make A Note!
15. December 2017


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Helena Chaponis there's no reason to frown, Captain Cunnilingus is here to lick you up and down
26. November 2017


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Ladies have no fear, Captain Cunnilingus is now here
26. November 2017


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jokes about sex
Porn Giving women misconceptions on how fast the plumber will show up and what he will REALLY look like since 1969
26. November 2017


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insult jokes
Halloween & Thanksgiving The Pumpkin Holocaust
13. October 2017


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funny compliments
I Was Once The Great Pumpkin And I Have A Message For My One True Believer, Linus I Got A Eye-Full Of You & Sally 51 Years Ago In That Pumpkin Patch I Hope You Burned That Blanket?
13. October 2017


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funny rejections
Halloween! Halloween!! It's Almost Here Again! Halloween Decorations Trick or Treaters, Etc. Oh, The Agony! Agony!!
13. October 2017


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political jokes
Considering My Current Medical Condition, The Best Bet For Me For A New Career Is To Go Into Politics! See You In Washington!
13. October 2017


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