funny rejections

  • The Only Fitting Punishment For That Two-Faced Old Fart RINO: John McCain
  • I'm not saying that I hate you, I'm just hoping that you have your next period while swimming inside of a shark tank
  • Halloween! Halloween!! It's Almost Here Again! Halloween Decorations Trick or Treaters, Etc. Oh, The Agony! Agony!!
  • I'm not saying that I hate you. I'm just saying I would unplug your life support to start my coffeemaker. Too bad I don't drink coffee
  • Since y'all devil's work bitches don't like me why don't y'all mind your own FUCKIN business
  • What in the FUCKIN' Hell are you looking at ?
  • The EU has now got 1 GB free space.
  • Thanks for your complaint... ...let me file it under "fuck it"
  • My last relationship was like Forrest Gump and Jenny... ...I was retarded... ..and she was a whore.
  • I can feel you unlove me, and it hurts like nothing else. I suppose I'll just pick up the pieces, and try to love myself.
  • "On a Scale of One to Ten You Suck Monkey Balls." - Rock Cowles
  • "On a Scale of One to Ten You Suck Monkey Balls." - Rock Cowles
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