flirting jokes

  • I VANT to SUCK... YOUR BOOBS! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
  • Zombies eat brains... I prefer other areas of your sexy body!
  • Zombies eat brains... I prefer other areas of your sexy body!
  • Zombies eat brains... I prefer other body parts!
  • Zombies eat brains... I prefer other body parts!
  • You're the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween.
  • YOUR TANLINED BOOBS DRIVE ME CRAZY!
  • I LOVE YOUR "PUMPKINS"! HAPPY OCTOBER!
  • You have the BEST "PUMPKINS" in the patch! :0)
  • I'm out if she smells like trout Iffy as hell on licking if she tastes like chicken I'm really thinking it be quite dandy if she tastes just like candy
  • I'm a hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive in overdrive Just kidding, I don't have trust issues
  • Angry Sex Because it's impolite to say "You pissed me off so much that I want to fuck the shit out of you"
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