animal jokes

  • "The Washington D.C. Money Trough" DNC Donkey + RNC Elephant = Swine
  • That Darwin Clown Got It All Wrong! Apes Descended From Man! Signed: A Morose Monkey
  • It is the first day of the spring today. Flowers are blooming, the birds are nesting, and love is in the air. In the meantime, I was stuck in the office, enjoying Monday.
  • My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it. We went and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web designer.
  • Vote Trump! For less of these! ------->
  • My wife's insisting I quit my job because she thinks its cruel that we test the products on animals. She's got a point, I guess. I work at a hammer factory.
  • My wife's insisting I quit my job because she thinks its cruel that we test the products on animals. I think she's got a point, I guess. I work at a hammer factory.
  • My wife's insisting I quit my job because she thinks its cruel that we test the products on animals. I think she's got a point, I guess. I work at a hammer factory.
  • Pigs are my favourite animals... ...they convert vegetables to bacon.
  • If you are what you eat, then my dog is a calculator, gift wrap and loads of my homework.
  • Hhay que ver
  • Some days you do, some days you don't...