jokes about men

  • All women are bi Your mission, is to find out if it's sexual or polar Good luck gentlemen
  • The Only Fitting Punishment For That Two-Faced Old Fart RINO: John McCain
  • ''TO THE BROTHERS OF MAN'' Women Have Been Making Fools Out Of Men Since The Garden! But, Don't Sweat It, Guys. After All We Do Belong To A Enormous Fraternity! Right?
  • That Darwin Clown Got It All Wrong! Apes Descended From Man! Signed: A Morose Monkey
  • Random thought of the day If a woman's feet are behind a man's ears, she is into him being DEEP into her
  • Sex The most beautifullest thing in this world, even though it can drive us all several different levels of Batshit crazy for and over it
  • Sex Making people say, do, believe and put up with some of the most irrational bullshit imaginable, just to have it
  • Having a gut isn't all bad Earlier today it saved me from spilling hot soup on my penis
  • Pros and cons of boys? Con: They're dicks. Pro: Their dicks.
  • Glad to see that us being called the "Crazy Jealous Ex's" keeps him posting about us... still...after all these years !! He's making us FAMOUS !!!!
  • My relationship with my (soon to be) ex-husband was very psychological.... He's Psycho and I'm Logical !!
  • Yes, I am single... and you gotta be fucking amazing to change that.