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Well, that was awkward. I was just about to hug someone extremely attractive and I walked right into the mirror.
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My wife says I take things too literally. I said: "So you're not eating this horse then?"Honesty is the best policy. Unless you want people to like you.Mental backup in progress ... ... do not disturb.
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