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What do you call a Belgian with two brain cells? Pregnant...
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I never run with scissors. Actually, those last two words were unnecessary.Whenever I feel the need to exercise I lie down until it goes away...I tried exercise but I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.
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