philosophical jokes one liners

What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off.
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Tell a man there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he needs to touch it.So Kim Kardashian's arse is huge and has a lot of oil. I wonder if USA will invade it? Oh wait, my bad, half of it already has...If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
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