philosophical jokes one liners

What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off.
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So Kim Kardashian's arse is huge and has a lot of oil. I wonder if USA will invade it? Oh wait, my bad, half of it already has...24 astronauts were born in Ohio. What is it about this state that makes people want to flee the Earth?Isn't it great to live in the 21st century? Where deleting history has become more important than making it.
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