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When I was young I was afraid of the dark. Now I have to pay my electricity bills and I'm afraid of light.
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If procrastination was an Olympic sport, I'd compete in it later.Not to brag, but before something can be labeled "Idiot Proof," they run it by ME.Well, that was awkward. I was just about to hug someone extremely attractive and I walked right into the mirror.
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