jokes about kids

When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me.
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I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger...My daughter wanted a Cinderella themed party. So I invited all her friends over and made them clean my house.Our son doesn't like to do the dishes... ...so he started poking holes in our condoms...
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