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Why do you never tell me you have orgasms? I would but you're never home.
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I felt a little sick, so I googled my symptoms. Apparently I have brain cancer, diabetes and HIV.Life is too complicated in the morning.It's a dog-eat-dog world out there. That's why I don't go out there. I stay in here where it's a man-eat-cake world.
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