funny confessions

Why do you never tell me you have orgasms? I would but you're never home.
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My wife says I take things too literally. I said: "So you're not eating this horse then?"The doctor gave me a new jacket! Now I can hug myself!I've been through the checklist 67 times... ...and I'm still not sure whether I've got OCD
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