funny confessions

Why do you never tell me you have orgasms? I would but you're never home.
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I am not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example...This is what I look like when I wake up after a nap and am not sure whether 20 minutes or 10 years have passed.When I can't sleep, I eat. I think I have insomnomnomnia.
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