funny confessions

Why do you never tell me you have orgasms? I would but you're never home.
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My therapist said I have multiple personalities and rage issues. So we hit him.I'll be honest, even WITH a paddle, 'Shit Creek' doesn't sound like an ideal location for kayaking.There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'. I coudn't resist.
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