funny confessions

"Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
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If there was a Nobel Price for cookery, you wouldn´t win itSometimes I wish your mother would have swallowed you...My Christmas tree was too big for the car so I had to cut the top off. It wasn't so bad. I always wanted a convertible anyway.
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