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Your secrets are safe with me, I wasn't even listening to you.
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If procrastination was an Olympic sport, I'd compete in it later.This is what I look like when I wake up after a nap and am not sure whether 20 minutes or 10 years have passed.My spirit animal should be coming off the grill around 4pm.
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