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Your voice is sweet... But your slurping drives Me Nutzzzzzzz!
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My therapist said I have multiple personalities and rage issues. So we hit him.There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'. I coudn't resist.I felt a little sick, so I googled my symptoms. Apparently I have brain cancer, diabetes and HIV.
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