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A GIRLFRIEND WOULD BE NICE. BUT I'M ALREADY IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ALCOHOL AND BAD DECISIONS.
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If I had a beer for every minute I was productive at work today... ...I would barely get drunk...Beer is a proof that God wants to see us happy.I'm so proud of myself... Went for a pint and had only two!
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