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American beer is like sex in canoe. Fucking close to water.
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I lost a very close friend and drinking buddy last week. He got his finger caught in a wedding ring.It's a ten minute walk from my house to the pub. Weirdly, it's a two hour walk back.Friday? More like a Get-wasted-and -pass-out-day.
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