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Good idea: Stopping to smell the roses Bad idea: Stopping to feel the roses. Roses have thorns
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You know that tingly feeling you get when you like someone. That's common sense leaving your body.When you really want to slap someone, do it and yell "Mosquito!"Remember, what doesn't kill you, makes a great story.
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