funny confessions

I can't decide if I need a hug, a large coffee, six shots of vodka, or a week of sleep.
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I broke all my New Year's resolutions early so I could get on with enjoying the rest of the year.I have mixed drinks about my feelings.Well, that was awkward. I was just about to hug someone extremely attractive and I walked right into the mirror.
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