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I gave up drinking, smoking and sex. Worst 15 minutes of my life.
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It's a ten minute walk from my house to the pub. Weirdly, it's a two hour walk back.I used to be able to party all weekend... ...now, one night of drinking requires more time to recover than a minor surgery...Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
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