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I hate pain, unless it's French
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My Christmas tree was too big for the car so I had to cut the top off. It wasn't so bad. I always wanted a convertible anyway.My Internet was down for 5 minutes,so I went down and spoke to my family. They seem like nice people.Mirrors don't lie. Lucky for me, they can't laugh either.
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