funny confessions

I've been through the checklist 67 times... ...and I'm still not sure whether I've got OCD
More from funny confessions category
As I do more laundry, nudists seem less crazy.I'm starting to think the only jewelry I'll ever get from a man is one of those house arrest ankle bracelets."Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
Email card