philosophical jokes one liners

I wonder how Police on bicycles arrest people... "Alright, get in the basket."
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Does God believe in people?Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 8 times... you're probably a woman.The worst thing about having more money than sense is probably the fact I don't have very much money.
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