breakup jokes

My last relationship was like Forrest Gump and Jenny... ...I was retarded... ..and she was a whore.
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The phrase, "Don't take this the wrong way" has a zero percent success rate.My wife gives the best blow jobs! ...apparently.I never forget a face, but in your case I'd be glad to make an exception
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