jokes about sex

My opinions are like my bed sheets. I only change them if it helps me get laid.
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Being a gent, I always look away when a woman undresses ...so going to the strip club was a complete waste of moneyIf her bra matches her panties when you take off her clothes... ...then it wasn't you who decided to have sex.Second date, no tongue!
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