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Don’t tell me a tomato is "technically a fruit" unless you’re willing to drink it in a milkshake.
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Hear no evil, speak no evil and you'll never be invited to my wife's parties.If you're not having fun, you're probably doing it wrong.You haven't truly won an argument until the other person says "whatever."
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