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During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called from a hotel.
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The only time I laugh out loud at jokes is when my boss is telling them.I called the restaurant I was at to order another beer. People say I'm lazy...I'm not a doctor, but I play one in the Emergency Room until security shows up.
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