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Every time a bird shits on my car, I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my porch just to show them what I am capable of...
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I have the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.It's sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.People who are offended when I breastfeed in public need to shut up. What I'm doing is natural and strengthens the bond between me and my dog!
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