jokes about women

How am I supposed to control my life when I can't even control my hair?
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The last doctor I consulted wasn't very helpful. He just gave me a strange look then sped off in his DeLorean.Dear Gillette, stop shaving hairless legs, if you want to impress, shave a gorilla.Why can't we parallel park? Because we are always being lied to about what eight inches look like...
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