funny confessions

I always mean what I say I just don't always mean to say it out loud sometimes
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My Internet was down for 5 minutes,so I went down and spoke to my family. They seem like nice people.Changed my computer password to "silence". Apparently the wife doesn't know that word.I've had myself waxed 'down there'. Now my socks slide on real easy.
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