funny confessions

I broke all my New Year's resolutions early so I could get on with enjoying the rest of the year.
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I'm living the dream! I sleep all the time.My Christmas tree was too big for the car so I had to cut the top off. It wasn't so bad. I always wanted a convertible anyway.My spirit animal should be coming off the grill around 4pm.
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